There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
Randomize
