she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
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I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
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I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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