Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
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It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
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I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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