Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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