They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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