fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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