so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
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