Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
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