I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
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his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
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It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
me + whiskey = a bad person
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
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