drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
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so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
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So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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