your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
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That's how twitter works, right?
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
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he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
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All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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