I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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