There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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