you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
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I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
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One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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