i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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