He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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