I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
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Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
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We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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