just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
i think i have two assholes
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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