i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
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