is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
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I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
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I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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