Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
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