A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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