Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
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I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
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Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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