His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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