Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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