VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
Come on in and take your pants off
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