Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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