I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
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