Sacagawea was the original milf.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
