You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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