I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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