How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
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I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
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Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
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