i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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