She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
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i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
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You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
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