I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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