he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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