you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
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Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
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I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
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