If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
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