whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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