Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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