Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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