I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
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I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
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We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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