What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
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