Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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