how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
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