I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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