can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
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It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
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I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel