She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
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sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
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We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
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