brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
That's an oxymoron.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one