where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Randomize
