Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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