went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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