Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
My dick has a subreddit
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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