Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
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