I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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