Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
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