Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
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