yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
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Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
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Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize