This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
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We should be called the Road Head Warriors
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
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It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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