.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
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