In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
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Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
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eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
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